If you can’t enjoy Waldo Lake without a motor on your boat, you’ve been sitting too close to the exhaust. Besides, why even go there? The nearest mall is more than 60 miles away.
It is rumored that after Justice Scalia suggested a government which can require you to buy health insurance can also force you to buy broccoli, Fox News offered him a job as a news commentator.
Those who deny that human activity is the cause of climate change are right. The real culprits are the dinosaurs who squatted in Texas ages ago.
If there is anything absurd left to say about contraception, some Catholic bishop will say it.
Why is it that someone who blasts the top off of a bluff to recover the rock — in the process sending noise and dust onto his neighbor’s property — is called a developer and is applauded, while someone...
The developer of a proposed downtown apartment complex thinks he can keep the 1,200 students — living in connected five-story buildings in which alcohol and partying are allowed — from turning...
Rick Santorum talks like a guy who should be put on the no-fly list for his own good.
Without motor boats, Waldo Lake is serene. With motor boats, it is Fern Ridge Reservoir, but without the convenience of the Shell station and the Dixie Cafe.
Before a developer from Alabama came along with a plan to build 300 student apartments, I didn’t even suspect we needed 1,200 more college students living downtown.
Mitt and Newt are great names for guys who are applying for a job hunting alligators.
The rumor is that the real reason Chip Kelly decided not to take the head coach job at Tampa Bay is that Phil Knight threatened to buy the NFL and close it down.
When the GOP candidates for president poke fingers in each other’s eyes twice in 10 hours, it’s no longer a debate. It’s domestic violence.
When five topless women show up in front of your house, that’s not terrorism. That’s an answer to a frat boy’s prayers.